
It started so innocently. I had some extra time between Christmas and New Years, and my bathroom sink faucet was dripping. It seemed like a good time to fix the sink, rather than the beginning of a journey down a dead end tree in plumbing's evolutionary past. A view into an alternative reality that sucks. I knew that the sink was old --- probably 90 years old --- but I hadn't thought through what that meant.
When my wife told me it was a Crane sink, I didn't give it a second's thought, because I'd never heard of Crane. There is a reason you've never heard of Crane sinks --- they're so badly designed for maintenance that it boggles the mind and most people simply junk them. I've been writing software for 31 years, and I've never seen anything in the software world this bad. Except for FIX order state management.



Once I took the faucet off, I was able to pull the whole assembly out:
It looks like something from an Alien movie. The pipe on the right is the supply, and the long hooked rod is what (in some alternate world) moves the stopper up and down.
My offer to buy a 3D printer and print out a new faucet assembly was summarily rejected by Mary Anne.
A new pedestal sink is in our future. 90 years isn't a bad run.